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<<nobr>><<set $Setting to "At Camp Clearwater">>
<<set $Relationship1p1 to "Friends">>
<<set $Relationship1p2 to "Family">>
<<set $Relationship1p3 to "Work">>
<<set $Relationship1p4 to "Romance">>
<<set $Relationship1p5 to "Torrid love">>
<<set $Relationship1p6 to "Townie/Camp member">>
<</nobr>>$Setting, you are part of a group with the relationship:
<<set $Relationship1 to either("$Relationship1p1", "$Relationship1p2", "$Relationship1p3", "$Relationship1p4", "$Relationship1p5", "$Relationship1p6")>>$Relationship1
[[Keep going->Relationship2]]
[[Redo this step->Start]]To be specific, you have the relationship:<<nobr>><<if $Relationship1 is "$Relationship1p1">><<set $Relationship2 to either("...since grade school", "Unlikely friends", "Old friends reunited", "Alpha and sycophant ", "Members of the “In Crowd”", "Fellow social outcasts ")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Relationship1 is "$Relationship1p2">><<set $Relationship2 to either("Older sibling and “baby” sibling ", "Identical twins", "Step-siblings", "Ex-spouses", "Cousins", "Parent and child")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Relationship1 is "$Relationship1p3">><<set $Relationship2 to either("Fellow camp counselors", "Head counselor and underling", "Forest ranger and camp counselor ", "Gas station attendant and customer ", "Bus driver and camp counselor", "Dealer and pot head")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Relationship1 is "$Relationship1p4">><<set $Relationship2 to either("New lovers prone to PDA", "Once, while drunk, at some stupid party... ", "Happily engaged", "Fuck buddies", "Once mutual lust, now mutual disgust", "Promiscuous partner and desperate virgin ")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Relationship1 is "$Relationship1p5">><<set $Relationship2 to either("Admiring from afar", "Lovers behind others’ backs", "Stalker and object of sick obsession", "Bound by a dark secret", "Peeping tom and eye candy", "Furious exes still in love")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Relationship1 is "$Relationship1p6">><<set $Relationship2 to either("Hunky fisherman and nubile camp counselor", "Lost hunter and lost camper", "Old hermit and by-the-book camp counselor", "Crazy drunk and irritated camp counselor", "Paranoid survivalist and gullible camp counselor ", "Passing motorist and hitchhiking runaway camper")>><<else>><</if>><</nobr>>
$Relationship1: $Relationship2
[[Keep going->Need1]]
[[Redo this step->Relationship2]]
[[Go back a step->Start]]You have the relationship:
$Relationship1: $Relationship2
You need:
<<nobr>><<set $Need1p1 to "To get laid">>
<<set $Need1p2 to "To get away">>
<<set $Need1p3 to "To get respect">>
<<set $Need1p4 to "To get even">>
<<set $Need1p5 to "To get in">>
<<set $Need1p6 to "To get out">>
<<set $Need1 to either("$Need1p1", "$Need1p2", "$Need1p3", "$Need1p4", "$Need1p5", "$Need1p6")>><</nobr>>$Need1
[[Keep going->Need2]]
[[Redo this step->Need1]]
[[Go back a step->Relationship2]] To be more specific, you have the relationship:
$Relationship1: $Relationship2
You need:<<nobr>><<if $Need1 is "$Need1p1">><<set $Need2 to either("... by every eligible camper here", "... by your ex", "... to prove that you’re straight", "... to win a bet", "... one last time before the end", "... to finally lose your virginity")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Need1 is "$Need1p2">><<set $Need2 to either("... from your old life", "... with the money before anyone realizes it’s gone", "... from these losers", "... with the lie you’ve been telling", "... with murder", "... from the cops")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Need1 is "$Need1p3">><<set $Need2 to either("... from the camp owner by running things well", "... from the voice in your head", "... by sleeping alone in Cabin 13", "... as a result of your sexual prowess", "... by showing them they shouldn’t have fucked with you ", "... by turning your life around")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Need1 is "$Need1p4">><<set $Need2 to either("... with the camper who spurned your advances ", "... by embarrassing your ex in front of everyone ", "... because why should they be happy when you can't be", "... for what they did last year", "... with every last one of these motherfuckers", "... by stealing your ex back from that backstabber")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Need1 is "$Need1p5">><<set $Need2 to either("... to your crush's pants", "... tight with this new group of friends ", "... to their heads", "... to the administration office", "... to the lock box", "... to a committed relationship")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Need1 is "$Need1p6">><<set $Need2 to either("... of a stifling relationship", "... of town and lay low for a while, to let things calm down", "... of the way", "... of your mind, to get totally blazed", "... of the downward spiral your life has been in", "... alive")>><<else>><</if>><</nobr>>
$Need1 $Need2
[[Keep going->Location1]]
[[Redo this step->Need2]]
[[Go back a step->Need1]]You have the relationship:
$Relationship1: $Relationship2
You need:
$Need1 $Need2
This is all happening at:
<<nobr>><<set $Location1p1 to "The Lodge">>
<<set $Location1p2 to "The Cabins">>
<<set $Location1p3 to "The Lake">>
<<set $Location1p4 to "Town">>
<<set $Location1p5 to "The Woods">>
<<set $Location1p6 to "The way out of camp">>
<</nobr>><<set $Location1 to either("$Location1p1", "$Location1p2", "$Location1p3", "$Location1p4", "$Location1p5", "$Location1p6")>>$Location1
[[Keep going->Location2]]
[[Redo this step->Location1]]
[[Go back a step->Need2]] To be more specific, you have the relationship:
$Relationship1: $Relationship2
You need:
$Need1 $Need2
This is all happening at:<<nobr>><<if $Location1 is "$Location1p1">><<set $Location2 to either("Big fireplace in the common area ", "Upstairs bedrooms", "Camp administration office", "Locked boiler room", "Lost and found closet", "Dusty attic with a pull-down stairway")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Location1 is "$Location1p2">><<set $Location2 to either("Twisting, muddy paths to the cabins", "Cabin 1, the cabin closest to the lodge", "Cabin 13, haunted according to camp legend ", "Cabin 20, the cabin closest to the lake", "Supply shed", "Big fire pit with log benches")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Location1 is "$Location1p3">><<set $Location2 to either("Rickety lifeguard tower", "Docks and boathouse", "Trails around the lake", "Small island", "Secluded cove", "Marshy east shore")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Location1 is "$Location1p4">><<set $Location2 to either("Police station", "24-hour diner", "Convenience store", "Creepy old house", "Biker bar", "Insane asylum")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Location1 is "$Location1p5">><<set $Location2 to either("Lost", "Secluded cave", "Mounds of freshly dug earth", "Small clearing with the remnants of several campfires ", "Hidden, seemingly abandoned shack", "Dense trees well off the trail")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Location1 is "$Location1p6">><<set $Location2 to either("Muddy road to the highway", "Someone’s secret stash by the welcome sign", "Power lines running to the lodge", "Highway several miles down the road", "Gas station on the edge of the nearby town", "Rusted-out car sunk in the mud on the side of the road")>><<else>><</if>><</nobr>>
$Location1: $Location2
[[Keep going->Object1]]
[[Redo this step->Location2]]
[[Go back a step->Location1]]You have the relationship:
$Relationship1: $Relationship2
You need:
$Need1 $Need2
This is all happening at:
$Location1: $Location2
And it involves something:
<<nobr>><<set $Object1p1 to "Useful">>
<<set $Object1p2 to "Weapons">>
<<set $Object1p3 to "Smuggled">>
<<set $Object1p4 to "Embarrassing">>
<<set $Object1p5 to "Ominous">>
<<set $Object1p6 to "Information">>
<</nobr>><<set $Object1 to either("$Object1p1", "$Object1p2", "$Object1p3", "$Object1p4", "$Object1p5", "$Object1p6")>>$Object1
[[Keep going->Object2]]
[[Redo this step->Object1]]
[[Go back a step->Location2]]To be more specific, you have the relationship:
$Relationship1: $Relationship2
You need:
$Need1 $Need2
This is all happening at:
$Location1: $Location2
And it involves something:<<nobr>><<if $Object1 is "$Object1p1">><<set $Object2 to either("Keys to the camp bus", "Master key to the lodge and cabins ", "Map of the area and compass", "Large flashlight", "Hatchet", "Ham radio")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Object1 is "$Object1p2">><<set $Object2 to either("Bloody ax", "Unlicensed revolver", "Rusty machete", "Old, taped-up oar", "Hunting shotgun and box of shells ", "Hedge clippers")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Object1 is "$Object1p3">><<set $Object2 to either("Couple bottles of liquor", "Several ounces of high-quality weed ", "Porno mags", "Enough condoms to last the summer ", "Illegal fireworks", "Carton of cigarettes")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Object1 is "$Object1p4">><<set $Object2 to either("Sappy, undelivered love letter", "Unfortunately shaped birthmark", "Exotic vibrator", "Fungal cream", "Virginity (and everyone knows it)", "Unsavory reputation")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Object1 is "$Object1p5">><<set $Object2 to either("Corpses of tortured animals", "“The camp's master key is missing!” ", "Roughly carved occult symbols", "Creepy wall of stalkery newspaper clipping", "Bleached human skull just off the trail", "“The power lines have been deliberately cut!”")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Object1 is "$Object1p6">><<set $Object2 to either("Ridiculous, creepy camp legends", "Medical case files", "Crazy drunk’s incoherent warning", "Dusty old video reel and projector", "Map with one location clearly marked", "Murderous past")>><<else>><</if>><</nobr>>
$Object1: $Object2
[[In summation->End]]
[[Redo this step->Object2]]
[[Go back a step->Object1]]To sum up: $Setting, you have the relationship:
$Relationship1: $Relationship2
You need:
$Need1 $Need2
This is all happening at:
$Location1: $Location2
And it involves something:
$Object1: $Object2
[[Start over->Start]]