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<<nobr>><<set $Setting to "In Sal's penthouse">>
<<set $Relationship1p1 to "Friendship">>
<<set $Relationship1p2 to "Family">>
<<set $Relationship1p3 to "Crime">>
<<set $Relationship1p4 to "Community">>
<<set $Relationship1p5 to "Romance">>
<<set $Relationship1p6 to "Money">>
<</nobr>>$Setting, you are part of a group with the relationship:
<<set $Relationship1 to either("$Relationship1p1", "$Relationship1p2", "$Relationship1p3", "$Relationship1p4", "$Relationship1p5", "$Relationship1p6")>>$Relationship1
[[Keep going->Relationship2]]
[[Redo this step->Start]]To be specific, you have the relationship:<<nobr>><<if $Relationship1 is "$Relationship1p1">><<set $Relationship2 to either("Went to private school together", "Friends with benefits", "Friendship ended after one humiliated the other", "“We met once at a gallery opening or the opera or some shit.” ", "Owes the other one a big favor", "Bromance")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Relationship1 is "$Relationship1p2">><<set $Relationship2 to either("Cousins", "Parent and child", "Siblings", "In-laws", "Step-parent and step-child", "Husband and wife")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Relationship1 is "$Relationship1p3">><<set $Relationship2 to either("Drug dealer and drug manufacturer", "Grave robber and dealer in antiquities", "Serial killer and admirer", "Together, successfully stole from a Swiss diamond merchant ", "Cop and “a person of interest in an ongoing investigation”", "“We just love setting fires. Don’t we, honey?”")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Relationship1 is "$Relationship1p4">><<set $Relationship2 to either("Celebrity and celebrity impersonator", "Olympic luge bronze-medalist and obsessive fan", "Opera soloist and conductor", "Professor of rainforest psychopharmacology and student ", "Professor of kite-boarding and student", "VIP and bodyguard")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Relationship1 is "$Relationship1p5">><<set $Relationship2 to either("Infatuation", "First date", "Revulsion", "Lust", "Jealousy", "Heartbreak")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Relationship1 is "$Relationship1p6">><<set $Relationship2 to either("Trust fund manager and beneficiary", "Inventor and potential investor", "Wealthy relative and inheritor", "Debtor and repo man", "CEO and stunningly attractive personal assistant", "Salesperson and potential lead")>><<else>><</if>><</nobr>>
$Relationship1: $Relationship2
[[Keep going->Need1]]
[[Redo this step->Relationship2]]
[[Go back a step->Start]]You have the relationship:
$Relationship1: $Relationship2
You need:
<<nobr>><<set $Need1p1 to "To get even">>
<<set $Need1p2 to "To get out">>
<<set $Need1p3 to "To enhance a reputation ">>
<<set $Need1p4 to "To get laid">>
<<set $Need1p5 to "To get richer">>
<<set $Need1p6 to "To get the truth">>
<<set $Need1 to either("$Need1p1", "$Need1p2", "$Need1p3", "$Need1p4", "$Need1p5", "$Need1p6")>><</nobr>>$Need1
[[Keep going->Need2]]
[[Redo this step->Need1]]
[[Go back a step->Relationship2]]To be more specific, you have the relationship:
$Relationship1: $Relationship2
You need:<<nobr>><<if $Need1 is "$Need1p1">><<set $Need2 to either("...but no one can know you did it", "...and everyone must know you did it", "...for the insult", "...for turning stool pigeon", "...for acting so superior all the time", "...for being richer")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Need1 is "$Need1p2">><<set $Need2 to either("...of my wasted life and into something really meaningful for a change", "...of this Ponzi scheme", "...of a contract", "...of this fire", "...from under the thumb of controlling relatives", "...of the country, before certain crimes come to light ")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Need1 is "$Need1p3">><<set $Need2 to either("...by robbing from the rich and giving to the poor ", "...by destroying the incriminating evidence", "...by my savagery", "...as the smartest person in the room", "...enough to become famous", "...as the person who can fix any situation")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Need1 is "$Need1p4">><<set $Need2 to either("...in a threesome", "...so I can finally get control", "...and find true love", "...and fan the flames of jealousy", "...with someone my relatives will hate", "...with a relative")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Need1 is "$Need1p5">><<set $Need2 to either("...richer than that guy, at least", "...and pay off some debts", "...at her expense", "...by getting my name put back in the will again ", "...in the next fifteen minutes", "...and have enough to win him back")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Need1 is "$Need1p6">><<set $Need2 to either("...about how to make these fantastic drugs", "...about why these people are following me", "...about where the money comes from", "...about what people think of me", "...about who that person really is", "...about next year’s model")>><<else>><</if>><</nobr>>
$Need1 $Need2
[[Keep going->Location1]]
[[Redo this step->Need2]]
[[Go back a step->Need1]]You have the relationship:
$Relationship1: $Relationship2
You need:
$Need1 $Need2
This is all happening at:
<<nobr>><<set $Location1p1 to "Above">>
<<set $Location1p2 to "Inside">>
<<set $Location1p3 to "Downstairs">>
<<set $Location1p4 to "In an employees-only area">>
<<set $Location1p5 to "Nearby">>
<<set $Location1p6 to "On the town">>
<</nobr>><<set $Location1 to either("$Location1p1", "$Location1p2", "$Location1p3", "$Location1p4", "$Location1p5", "$Location1p6")>>$Location1
[[Keep going->Location2]]
[[Redo this step->Location1]]
[[Go back a step->Need2]]To be more specific, you have the relationship:
$Relationship1: $Relationship2
You need:
$Need1 $Need2
This is all happening at:<<nobr>><<if $Location1 is "$Location1p1">><<set $Location2 to either("Helicopter pad with a helicopter fueled and ready to fly ", "Infinity pool", "Balcony with a superb view (and a telescope)", "Jacuzzi, currently full of supermodels", "Ten-foot-high champagne and chocolate fountain ", "Inflatable ball-pit filled with tulip buds")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Location1 is "$Location1p2">><<set $Location2 to either("Open bar, serving alcohol, hashish, opium, and cocaine", "Solarium—the source of the wrist-thick vines that have been trained to grow into every room", "Bathroom—gold, mirrors, black marble, and halogen lights", "Bedroom—orange silk sheets on a bed the size of a lawn", "Lemur habitat", "Panic room")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Location1 is "$Location1p3">><<set $Location2 to either("Passenger elevator, a festival of teakwood and brass", "The unit below—also owned by Salman, but he keeps it empty ", "Private underground parking garage—absolutely pristine", "Stairwell, littered with bird poop and discarded half-bricks", "Supply closet—rusting barrels are stacked to the ceiling", "Boiler room—the dirt floor in the corner has been dug up")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Location1 is "$Location1p4">><<set $Location2 to either("Kitchen, full of harried cooks prepare plate after plate of shrimp ", "Electrical closet—huge cables feed into giant, humming breakers. There is much more power available here than seems necessary. ", "Staff quarters—cramped and dark", "Service elevator—busy bringing supplies to the kitchen", "Walk-in freezer, chock-full of smoked sablefish", "Wine cellar—1,200 bottles in stock, right off the kitchen ")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Location1 is "$Location1p5">><<set $Location2 to either("Harbor—just jammed full of yachts", "Carthage Racetrack—some bad rumors about this place", "“This guy I know. He’s the real shit! What was his name?”", "Down by the fountain, where the kids hang out", "In one of the organ pipes at the Cathedral", "“Le Doigt Degoutant”—don’t go there alone or after dark")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Location1 is "$Location1p6">><<set $Location2 to either("Natural Sevens Casino—straight out of a Bond movie", "Karé(ment), a bar popular with celebrities and the jet set", "Moods. a nightclub with a tradition of senseless violence", "Black Legend, a dark, smoky bar featuring American soul music ", "Mme. Sheffield’s flat—high-end prostitutes since 1996", "Antonio’s place—for all intents and purposes, an opium den")>><<else>><</if>><</nobr>>
$Location1: $Location2
[[Keep going->Object1]]
[[Redo this step->Location2]]
[[Go back a step->Location1]]You have the relationship:
$Relationship1: $Relationship2
You need:
$Need1 $Need2
This is all happening at:
$Location1: $Location2
And it involves something:
<<nobr>><<set $Object1p1 to "Untoward">>
<<set $Object1p2 to "Informative">>
<<set $Object1p3 to "Dangerous">>
<<set $Object1p4 to "Transportation-related">>
<<set $Object1p5 to "Valuable">>
<<set $Object1p6 to "Sentimental">>
<</nobr>><<set $Object1 to either("$Object1p1", "$Object1p2", "$Object1p3", "$Object1p4", "$Object1p5", "$Object1p6")>>$Object1
[[Keep going->Object2]]
[[Redo this step->Object1]]
[[Go back a step->Location2]]To be more specific, you have the relationship:
$Relationship1: $Relationship2
You need:
$Need1 $Need2
This is all happening at:
$Location1: $Location2
And it involves something:<<nobr>><<if $Object1 is "$Object1p1">><<set $Object2 to either("Furious Russian prostitute with an impenetrable accent", "Wood plane—its blade is matted with blood and human hair ", "DVD video of a U.S. diplomat tripping his balls off", "Glass jug of Vietnamese snake wine—a cobra floats inside", "Thomas Kinkade painting of a sad-faced clown beating a child ", "Donald Trump, naked and unconscious")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Object1 is "$Object1p2">><<set $Object2 to either("26 very large numbers neatly written on hotel stationery", "Passports for Switzerland, Panama, and St. Kitts", "GPS coordinates of a spot within Buckingham Palace", "Clever forgery of a Monaco Urban Police Division badge", "Codes providing full access to INTERPOL’s crime databases ", "Irrefutable evidence of trafficking in endangered lemurs")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Object1 is "$Object1p3">><<set $Object2 to either("French cavalry sabre (c. 1804)—sharper than hell", "Huge box of professional-grade fireworks", "Seven-foot single-fluke harpoon", "Nickel-plated steel guillotine, brilliantly burnished", "Shellfish allergy", "An entourage")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Object1 is "$Object1p4">><<set $Object2 to either("Formula 1 racing hovercraft. $50,000. Top speed: 80 mph. ", "MTT Turbine motorcycle. $185,000. Top speed: 242 mph. ", "Phoenix 1000 submarine. $78M. Living space: 5,000 sq. ft. 4", "he yacht Calamine IV. $210M. Length: 457 ft.", "Bicycle Lance Armstrong rode for his first Tour win", "Porsche 550 Spyder that James Dean died in, fully restored")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Object1 is "$Object1p5">><<set $Object2 to either("1,600 lbs. of illicit ivory", "36 doses of “Cel”--a new drug that triples pleasure and pain", "Infallible system for winning at roulette", "Zsa Zsa Gabor’s plastinated corpse", "TLN device--can synthesize small amounts of any compound", "One-of-a-kind nude self-portrait of Picasso")>><<else>><</if>>
<<if $Object1 is "$Object1p6">><<set $Object2 to either("Pornographic ice sculpture", "Exquisitely uncomfortable couch covered with real lemur skin", "Photo of Salman embracing Barack Obama and Lindsay Lohan", "Honorary PhD certificate from Yale", "Life-sized pink marble statue of Superman", "Child’s sled with “Rosebud” printed on it (certified authentic prop from the movie Citizen Kane)")>><<else>><</if>><</nobr>>
$Object1: $Object2
[[In summation->End]]
[[Redo this step->Object2]]
[[Go back a step->Object1]]To sum up: $Setting, you have the relationship:
$Relationship1: $Relationship2
You need:
$Need1 $Need2
This is all happening at:
$Location1: $Location2
And it involves something:
$Object1: $Object2
[[Start over->Start]]